Rude Greeting Cards

Rude greeting cards for every occasion

Adult-humour cards for occasions beyond birthdays. The full La La Land rude card range covers anniversaries, congratulations, sympathy, get-well, thank you, leaving, ""just because"", and more. Every card is illustrated by an Australian artist and printed on FSC-certified card stock in Sydney.

When rude cards work

Rude cards land well for close friends, siblings, partners, and colleagues you know well. They're a relief in moments where greeting card industry sentimentality feels off — like a friend's third divorce, a colleague's very-overdue retirement, or a sibling's ""expected"" baby. Match the card to the audience.

Beyond birthdays

For rude birthday cards specifically, see the dedicated rude birthday cards page. This page covers everything else — rude wedding cards (yes, they exist), rude congratulations cards, rude anniversary cards, and rude get-well cards. The naughty greeting cards range overlaps if you're after a slightly tamer adult-themed option.

The illustrated range

Pop culture references, drinking jokes, ageing humour, and self-aware ""this is a card"" deadpan jokes. The illustrations are designed for adults — bold, modern, and unapologetic. Browse the wider all greeting cards hub for non-rude alternatives.

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FAQs:

What's the difference between rude greeting cards and rude birthday cards?

Rude birthday cards are specifically for birthdays. Rude greeting cards cover everything else — anniversaries, congratulations, sympathy, get-well, thank-you, leaving cards, and "just because" cards with adult humour.

Are these cards safe for work?

No — most cards on this page contain profanity or adult themes. They're not designed for the office Secret Santa unless you know your colleagues very well. Stick to the regular range for office settings.

Do you have rude wedding cards?

Yes — rude wedding cards are part of this range. They're for couples (and friends of couples) who want a card that doesn't take the wedding industry too seriously. The illustrations match the energy.